In what can only be described as the ultimate red card of public humiliation, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has reportedly been permanently banned from attending college football games after facing a thunderous wave of boos at the Michigan-Minnesota matchup on Saturday. The governor, who had hoped to enjoy a leisurely afternoon at “The Big House” in Ann Arbor, instead found himself in the center of a political tailspin as Michigan fans made it abundantly clear that he was not on their starting lineup—or any lineup for that matter.
