With every sold-out show, Ice and Rock are proving that sometimes, people just want to forget about the world for a little while. And while Taylor Swift might be the queen of pop, it seems, for now, Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock are the kings of the anti-woke movement.

As the “Woke is Whack” tour barrels on, one thing is clear: nostalgia is powerful, and when combined with a dose of rebellion, it can outsell even the biggest pop stars. For fans of Ice and Rock, the message is simple—leave your politics at the door and just enjoy the music.

In the words of Vanilla Ice, “Wokeness melts, Ice is forever.”

NOTE: This is SATIRE, it’s not True.