Whether “Whack Attack” will become the new anthem for the anti-woke crowd remains to be seen, but early reports suggest that it’s a track filled with classic Vanilla Ice-style beats and Kid Rock’s signature rock-infused rap.

Of course, no tour would be complete without a massive merch rollout. The “Woke is Whack” tour is no exception, with an array of T-shirts, hats, and other memorabilia emblazoned with slogans like “Keep America Fun” and “Make Music, Not Apologies.” For those really committed to the anti-woke movement, there’s even a special VIP package that includes a “Woke is Whack” trucker hat signed by both Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock, along with a chance to meet the performers backstage.

“Yeah, we’re selling merch,” Vanilla Ice admitted with a grin. “But this is more than just about making money. This is about a movement. People want to wear something that says, ‘I’m not buying into this whole woke thing.’ And we’re giving them that.”

While the “Woke is Whack” tour will undoubtedly draw crowds of fans eager for some nostalgia and political commentary, the question remains: Will it resonate beyond its core audience? Critics argue that the tour might alienate as many people as it attracts, but that’s not something Vanilla Ice or Kid Rock seem too worried about.

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