“They Went Woke”

As for Primanti Bros., the restaurant has made it clear that it will continue to focus on serving its customers, fries and all, regardless of the political storm brewing around it. Whether the sandwich chain will suffer financially or emerge unscathed remains to be seen.

At the heart of this controversy lies a deeper question: Can businesses truly remain neutral in an era where every decision is viewed through a political lens? For Jon Voight and J.D. Vance, the answer is no. But for Primanti Bros., the mission remains simple: serve great sandwiches to the people of Pittsburgh, wokeness or not.

NOTE: This is SATIRE, it’s not True.