“It’s Sad That Metal Went Woke Just Like That”

And as Shell Shock II marches on, one can’t help but wonder: is metal truly at risk of going “woke,” or is this just another chapter in the long and storied history of a genre that thrives on controversy?

For now, fans can only wait to see if the spirit of metal will survive or if it too will be swept away in the ever-growing tide of cancel culture.

NOTE: This is SATIRE, it’s not True.