A woman was walking on the beach when she came across a genie lamp.
She picked up the lamp, rubbed it, and lo and behold, a genie appeared.
Surprised, the woman soon came to her senses and asked if she had three wishes.
The genie replied, “No… Due to inflation, constant downsizing and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what will you wish for?”
The woman did not hesitate.
She took out a map and said, “I wish for peace in the Middle East. You see this map? I want these countries to stop fighting each other.
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed: “My goodness, ma’am! These people have been fighting for thousands of years! I am good, but not that good! This is not possible. Make another wish.”
The woman thought for a moment and said: “Well, I’ve never found the right …
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