A little old lady checked into a motel

A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, feeling a bit lonely.

“I deserve some fun,” she thought, flipping through the phone book. She spotted a full-page ad for Tender Tony—a chiseled, muscular man flexing seductively. Thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, six-pack abs, and a dazzling smile. She was pretty sure you could bounce a …

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