“I understand your reluctance entirely,” the nun said, speaking to his dread.
“I hope you don’t mind me saying this, but you have a truly impressive pair of legs,” the soldier said, filled with relief.
The nun responded with a hint of humor, suggesting that maybe a more elevated view might have shown an exceptionally remarkable set of balls. Equally uninterested in serving on the front lines are we.
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