ABC Fires Entire Staff Amid Debate Backlash, “It Was Our Biggest Mistake”

Only time will tell whether ABC can recover from this latest debacle, but one thing is certain: in the age of fact-free debates and internet-fueled outrage, no network is safe from the firing squad.

And for the rest of the media world, the lesson is clear—don’t bother fact-checking. Just let the candidates talk, and let Twitter decide who’s telling the truth.

NOTE: This is SATIRE, not real News.