“My darling! Oh, it’s so good to see you again!” she exclaims, overcome with emotion. She embraces him with all the tenderness she has accumulated during these lonely years, kisses him passionately, with tears in her eyes.
But Jacques, slightly annoyed, gently pushes her away and frowns:
— Oh no, Simone… Don’t piss me off! The priest had been very clear: ‘Until death do us part’!
Silence. Simone looks at him, speechless. Then she crosses her arms, purses her lips, and says sharply:
— Oh well done! Fifty years together and even in paradise, you still find a way to complain!
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