An Old Couple Was Playing In Bed Until He Took Things Too Far

JOKE OF THE DAY:

An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son shouts.

“We can’t stand each other anymore,” the old man replies. “I’m tired of seeing her face, and I’m done talking about this. Call your sister …