And Trump’s appearance went stupid hard. No, literally — like, the ideas were ridiculously difficult to make sense of. At one point during his speech, Trump vowed not to give a single penny of federal funding to any school that has vaccine mandates. So, get ready, parents. Smallpox, chickenpox, monkeypox, epoxy resin, it doesn’t matter: your kids could be in danger of getting ‘em all in a second Trump term.
