Just days after Kamala Harris and Megan Thee Stallion held a raucous rally at an Atlanta college convention center, Donald Trump cooked up a greatest hits medley of his own at the same venue.

And Trump’s appearance went stupid hard. No, literally — like, the ideas were ridiculously difficult to make sense of. At one point during his speech, Trump vowed not to give a single penny of federal funding to any school that has vaccine mandates. So, get ready, parents. Smallpox, chickenpox, monkeypox, epoxy resin, it doesn’t matter: your kids could be in danger of getting ‘em all in a second Trump term.
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