“They Went Woke”

Jon Voight Turns Down $100 Million Sponsorship Deal from Primanti Bros: “They Went Woke” In a truly bizarre twist of sandwich-related drama, Academy Award-winning actor Jon Voight has made headlines for turning down an eye-popping $100 million sponsorship deal from Primanti Bros., the beloved Pittsburgh institution known for its iconic sandwiches piled high with French … Read more

“This Feels Right”

Elon Musk Announces $5 Billion Endorsement Donation At Pennysylvania Rally, “This Feels Right” In what can only be described as the most extravagant expression of political loyalty since the dawn of democracy, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has officially put his money where his Dark MAGA cap is. Standing shoulder to shoulder with former President … Read more

“Pride Flags Should Be..”

Elon Musk Says: “Pride Flags Should Be Banned from Classrooms, Permanently!” In a move that sent shockwaves through social media and the education sector alike, Elon Musk has ignited a fresh firestorm of controversy, declaring that Pride flags should be permanently banned from classrooms. In a tweet that rapidly went viral, the SpaceX CEO, Tesla … Read more

We Need More Journalists Like…

Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!” In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. … Read more

Since Going Woke

Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Reveals A Loss of $1 Billion Since Going Woke: “We’re Sorry, Won’t Try That Again” In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the fast-food industry, Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Dave Hoffmann has admitted that the company has suffered a staggering $1 billion loss after what he described as their ill-fated foray … Read more

School Talent Show

Fifth Grade Boys Bring Down the House with Side-Splitting Act at School Talent Show Watching students showcase their talents, whether it’s singing, dancing, or any other expertise, at school talent exhibitions is truly pleasurable. Every participant demonstrating their skills among peers deserves applause, yet there are extraordinary displays that outshine others, demonstrating a level of … Read more

Recreates Celebrity Outfits

A Girl Recreates Celebrity Outfits at Home, Outshining the Originals When you hear the term “cosplay,” one might conjure up images of elaborate, labor-intensive costumes that require significant financial investment. CONTINUE READING ON THE NEXT PAGE

Pacino reveals

Al Pacino reveals he almost died from Covid, opens up about near-death experience Al Pacino is one of the greatest living film actors, iconic for his roles in classics like The Godfather trilogy, Scarface, and Dog Day Afternoon. Now 84, he’s still going strong: he continues to act in films, and even recently became a … Read more

Unemployed dad Story

Unemployed dad with disturbing face tattoo begs for job on Facebook after searching for months In this amazing tale of the power of social media, Mark Cropp, a young man New Zealand, found himself at a crossroads after serving a two-year, three-month sentence for a botched drug deal. CONTINUE READING ON THE NEXT PAGE