Rapinoe’s missed penalty, in Kid Rock’s eyes, was more than just a failure to score in a soccer game. It was a symbolic failure to uphold the values of America. Because in the grand tradition of confusing sports with politics, nothing says “I love my country” like scoring a goal, and nothing says “I hate my country” like missing one.
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