“Has anyone ever actually made it to the fourth paragraph?”, asked a concerned citizen, wondering if this would be the story that pushes independents over the line, “and if they don’t because they were caught in the web of a shiny ad and nobody is around, does it make a noise?”
These are all very important questions, patriots, if we’re to make it to the 200 words necessary for Facebook to consider it worth disseminating. God Bless America.
How To Make Cabbage Fritters
Fat Burning Juice Pineapple Lemon and Ginger
Discover the Wonders of Pineapple Skin Drink for Your Bones and Joints
Harnessing Nature’s Power for Beetle Protection
Sisters star Tammy Slaton reveals new weight
US Open Buzz: Viewers Say Taylor Swift, 34, Looks ‘Pregnant’ after Seeing Her Belly in a Bodice Dress
The Most Endangered Language Has Just One Living Speaker, And She’s Trying to Save It
According to his conclusion
Photographer captures bride’s hidden illness, and wedding takes horrific turn
