Cake in 15 Minutes! The Famous “Crazy Cake” That Bakes Itself (No Eggs, No Butter, No Mixer!)

🛒 What You’ll Need: Pantry Staples, Maximum Joy

Grab these cozy ingredients—you probably already have most:

1 ½ cups (180g) all-purpose flour

1 cup (200g) granulated sugar

⅓ cup (30g) unsweetened cocoa powder (use high-quality for best flavor)

1 tsp baking soda

½ tsp salt

1 tbsp white vinegar or apple cider vinegar (this is the magic key!)

1 tsp vanilla extract

⅓ cup (80ml) vegetable oil or melted coconut oil

1 cup (240ml) cold water

That’s it.

No eggs.

No butter.

No milk.

Just real food, baked into brilliance.

💡 Pro tip: Use strong coffee instead of water for deeper chocolate flavor!

🔥 How to Make It: Step-by-Step, Crumb-by-Crumb

Let’s cook this like we’re making edible sunshine—one golden slice at a time.

Step 1: Preheat & Prep

Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C).

Grease a 9×9-inch baking pan (no parchment needed—it bakes right in the dish!)

Step 2: Mix Dry Ingredients

In the prepared pan:

Whisk together flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, and salt until well blended.

👉 No extra bowl = less cleanup!

Step 3: Add Wet Ingredients

Make three small wells in the dry mix:

Pour vinegar into one well

Pour vanilla into another

Pour oil into the third

👉 Don’t stir yet!

Now, slowly pour cold water over everything.

Step 4: Stir & Bake

Gently stir with a fork until just combined (~1 min).

Batter will be thin—this is normal!

Bake 30–35 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean.

👉 The cake rises beautifully—even without eggs!

Step 5: Cool & Serve

Let cool slightly in the pan.

Dust with powdered sugar or frost if desired.

Serve warm—or at room temp—with a glass of almond milk or coffee.

Bonus: Leftovers keep beautifully for 3–4 days covered at room temp.

💡 Pro Tips for Next-Level Success

Tip

Why It Works

✅ Don’t overmix

Keeps texture tender

✅ Use cold water

Reacts with vinegar + baking soda for lift

✅ Frost it: Try a simple glaze (powdered sugar + cocoa + plant-based milk)

Makes it feel fancy!

✅ Make ahead: Assemble dry mix in pan; cover, refrigerate overnight

Bake fresh in the morning

✅ Gluten-free? Swap flour 1:1 with GF blend