White House Issues Statement In Major Trump Health Update

White House doctor of Donald Trump has issued a statement following concerns about the health of the President. Throughout the year there has been much speculation about the health of the President, after rumors circulated in August that he had passed away. At the time, Trump had not been seen publicly for a number of … Read more

We Are Now Ruined

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on … Read more

Thomas Girlfriends

Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Thomas replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like … Read more

The Little Girl Looks At Mummy’s “Report Card”

“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied “It’s not polite.” “OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the mother says, “Those are personal questions and are really none of your business.” Undaunted, the little … Read more

Mummy Is Embarrassed By Her Sons Choice Of Words

Mummy is embarrassed by her sons choice of words, so tells him this So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells at the top of his voice, “I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!” Well, needless to … Read more

A Dinner Disaster That Became a Lesson in Kindness

My wife and I had gone out for what we hoped would be a relaxing dinner, but the evening unfolded differently than we expected. The service was slow, the waitress seemed distracted, and our food took ages to arrive. When the bill came, I left a 10% tip — not out of anger, just honesty … Read more