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“Get Outta Here!”

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Taylor Swift Gets Loudly Booed Off at The Ellen DeGeneres Show After Endorsement Backlash: “Get Outta Here!” In an unexpected twist that shook the entertainment world, pop icon Taylor Swift was reportedly booed off the set of The Ellen DeGeneres Show following her controversial endorsement of Kamala Harris. What was supposed to be a lighthearted … Read more

“C B S Is Toast” ?

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Elon Musk Pulls $1 Billion Show From CBS After Alleged Bias in Debate: “CBS Is Toast” In a shocking move that has rattled the media world, tech mogul and Twitter extraordinaire Elon Musk has officially pulled his $1 billion show from CBS. Following what Musk called an “extremely biased” vice-presidential debate hosted by the network, … Read more

“It’s Sad That Metal Went Woke Just Like That”

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Kyle Rittenhouse Cancels Metal Fest Appearance Over Wokeness Concerns: “It’s Sad That Metal Went Woke Just Like That” In a twist no one could have predicted, Kyle Rittenhouse, the controversial figure at the center of the 2020 Kenosha protests, has canceled his much-anticipated appearance at Orlando’s Shell Shock II Metal Fest. The reason? The metal … Read more

“They Went Woke”

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Jon Voight Turns Down $100 Million Sponsorship Deal from Primanti Bros: “They Went Woke” In a truly bizarre twist of sandwich-related drama, Academy Award-winning actor Jon Voight has made headlines for turning down an eye-popping $100 million sponsorship deal from Primanti Bros., the beloved Pittsburgh institution known for its iconic sandwiches piled high with French … Read more

“This Feels Right”

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Elon Musk Announces $5 Billion Endorsement Donation At Pennysylvania Rally, “This Feels Right” In what can only be described as the most extravagant expression of political loyalty since the dawn of democracy, billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk has officially put his money where his Dark MAGA cap is. Standing shoulder to shoulder with former President … Read more

“Pride Flags Should Be..”

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Elon Musk Says: “Pride Flags Should Be Banned from Classrooms, Permanently!” In a move that sent shockwaves through social media and the education sector alike, Elon Musk has ignited a fresh firestorm of controversy, declaring that Pride flags should be permanently banned from classrooms. In a tweet that rapidly went viral, the SpaceX CEO, Tesla … Read more

We Need More Journalists Like…

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Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!” In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. … Read more

Since Going Woke

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Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Reveals A Loss of $1 Billion Since Going Woke: “We’re Sorry, Won’t Try That Again” In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the fast-food industry, Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Dave Hoffmann has admitted that the company has suffered a staggering $1 billion loss after what he described as their ill-fated foray … Read more

School Talent Show

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Fifth Grade Boys Bring Down the House with Side-Splitting Act at School Talent Show Watching students showcase their talents, whether it’s singing, dancing, or any other expertise, at school talent exhibitions is truly pleasurable. Every participant demonstrating their skills among peers deserves applause, yet there are extraordinary displays that outshine others, demonstrating a level of … Read more