
Cheating husband d*es and makes it to the pearly gates.
St Peter looks at him and says “You were unfaithful to your wife 28 times. Don’t worry, you’ll be accepted in — only you won’t get a brand new car like those who were more loyal in their marriage”
Confused the man asks “I get a car though?”
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