Breaking News : Electronics Expert Confirms: Kamala Wore a Radio Receiver for the Debate | September 21, 2024

Our electronics expert has determined that the earrings and engagement ring worn by Kamala Harris during the last presidential debate connected to form a radio receiver.

“It’s undeniable,” said “Rusty” Joe Barron, a guy we met on the sidewalk outside of the last Radio Shack of the Rockies, “You can tell just by looking at them. The ring is a standard ON-105F with a self-remitting oscillator fuse and the earpiece is a Damatsura G114 bi-connectable emergency wifi and closed circuit signal router. Any amateur would spot it a mile away.”