Earl and Betty had been married so long, they could finish each other’s sentences… mostly with sarcasm.
One rainy Saturday, they both wanted the TV — Earl for a Western marathon, Betty for a cooking show.
“We’ll settle this like adults,” Earl declared, grabbing a coin. “Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.”
Betty squinted. “That doesn’t sound fair.”
“Neither does your …
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