Guy Fieri Kicks Taylor Swift Out of His Restaurant After Harris Endorsement: “Don’t Come Back Here, You Ain’t Anybody’s Role Model”

Whether or not this incident marks the beginning of a more politically charged Flavortown remains to be seen. Some are speculating that Fieri may continue to lean into the controversy, using his platform to push back against “wokeness” in the food world. Others, however, hope that Fieri will return to his roots—celebrating indulgent food without getting involved in the political drama.

One thing’s for sure: Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Kamala Harris has ignited a debate that now includes not just voters but burgers, fries, and Guy Fieri’s restaurant empire. Whether Fieri’s stand will ultimately help or hurt his brand is anyone’s guess, but for now, Flavortown is the hottest—and most divisive—place in town.

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