The husband replied, “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”
Here’s another amusing story:
A man comes home to find his wife of ten years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” he asks, surprised.
“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!” she replies.
The man thinks for a moment and then starts packing his own bags. “What do you think you’re doing?” she screams.
