“What are you doing?” he asks.
“Err,” she stutters. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” exclaims the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He rushes downstairs, grabs the phone, and starts dialing 911. Suddenly, his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out. “What’s wrong, son?” the father asks.
“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” the tearful toddler replies. Furious, the man bolts back upstairs, yanks open the wardrobe, and finds his brother standing there, completely naked, just as his son had said.
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