Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Thomas replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like … Read more
“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “How old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied “It’s not polite.” “OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?” “Now really,” the mother says, “Those are personal questions and are really none of your business.” Undaunted, the little … Read more
Mummy is embarrassed by her sons choice of words, so tells him this So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells at the top of his voice, “I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!” Well, needless to … Read more
When my grandfather di:ed, he left me a sum of money. Almost immediately, my parents suggested it should go into a “family fund” to help with household bills and my brother’s college costs. They insisted it was the sensible, mature choice and when I hesitated, their disappointment felt like a weight on my chest. I’d … Read more
It began with something so ordinary I barely gave it a second thought: my washing machine started leaking. Annoyed but pragmatic, I called a repair service. A young technician showed up, fixed the issue in no time, and packed up his tools. I thanked him, paid, and walked him to the door. That’s when everything … Read more
My wife and I had gone out for what we hoped would be a relaxing dinner, but the evening unfolded differently than we expected. The service was slow, the waitress seemed distracted, and our food took ages to arrive. When the bill came, I left a 10% tip — not out of anger, just honesty … Read more
Jack and I had barely settled into our short-term rental when we met our neighbor, Lindsey. She appeared on our doorstep with a bright smile and a plate of perfectly spaced cookies—warm enough to feel welcoming, but something about her eyes made me feel as though she was evaluating us more than greeting us. She … Read more
I spent weeks caring for my stepmother after her surgery while her biological son claimed he was “too busy with work.” Not long after, she passed away. When the will was read, everything went to him. With a cold smile, he said, “Don’t act sh0cked. Stepkids come and go—blood is what truly matters.” I said … Read more
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he … Read more
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral … Read more
