“Australia cares deeply about what is happening in the Middle East,” he said, “we want to see peace and to see Israel continue to do whatever the hell they want.”

“But beyond that, we want to state for the record that we are deeply concerned about the lives lost in this conflict, and for all potential hand cramps suffered by the IDF while launching the bombs.”

“My government takes its role as America’s most loyal suck up very seriously and we will continue to be leaders on the world stage, ready to deploy any empty platitudes needed to get the people off our backs.”

“We are saddened by the loss of innocent lives lost while bombs were dropped by someone, who knows who. And want to reiterate that Israel has a right to defend itself from all threats.

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