She stammers, “I… think I’m having a heart attack!” Concerned, he offers to call an ambulance. As he heads downstairs to dial 911, his son Johnny appears, crying.

“What’s wrong, son?” the father asks.

“Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy,” Johnny replies tearfully.

Enraged, the man rushes back upstairs, flings open the closet, and finds his brother naked, just as his son said.

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