A man calls home from the office and excitedly tells his wife,
“Something big just came up! I have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go on a week-long fishing trip. We leave immediately!
Pack my clothes, my fishing gear, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I’ll be home in an hour to grab everything.”
He rushes home, grabs his bags, and heads out.
A week later, he returns, looking happy and relaxed. His wife greets him with a smile.
“Did you have a great trip, dear?” she asks.
“Absolutely!” he says. “But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.”
His wife grins and replies, “Oh, I packed them alright… check your tackle box!”
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out.
A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, “I’m a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob).”
The young jogger says, “Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life.
What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?”
The old man says, “I can’t remember where I live.”
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