
My friend invited me to a fancy steakhouse.
Beforehand, I told her I couldn’t afford to spend $200 on dinner, so I’d just order something light.
At the restaurant, she went all out — a huge steak and three sides.
Me? Just a simple salad.

When the waiter brought the check, she casually said, “We’ll just split it.” I nodded politely… but …
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