Husband: My wife’s gone missing. She went shopping yesterday and never came home!
OFFICER: Age?
Husband: I’m not sure. Around 40. We don’t really celebrate birthdays.
OFFICER: Height?
Husband: Umm… maybe a little over five feet.
OFFICER: Weight?
Husband: No idea. Not skinny, not heavy… somewhere in between.
OFFICER: Eye color?
Husband: I think brown.
OFFICER: Hair color?
Husband: Changes …
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